Special dedication to Lafami
By Mademoiselle 08/03/10 - The bilingual dictionary of Miss
We will begin with a special dedication to all the morons who will make jokes bullshit today 8 March.
ready, female band, that will give today. We will be entitled to "the day of Lafami is not the opening day of sales?" or "Honey, today is your day, dropped dishes, you shall make it tomorrow," ah ah ah. Ah, ah, ah. Now that's special dedication to the louts is done, now go to the crafty who believe themselves above the rest. You know, the one who believes that he is not as friendly couple, like any late, and above all, above all suspicion. It can not be misogynist because he is friends with a feminist (but it is nice), that his girlfriend has five tank, and that shit is Goch.
Lafami, focus yourself, it's a situation that you have already experienced. Finally, if like me, you try not to eat too much industrial stuff, going to the cinema arthouse cinema because the general, out there in an industrial zone, it looks great surfaaaace, you are all critical journalists from that turn you on TV etc, etc. ... If you do all this, you must also from time to time, have a drink with friends on the left. So make an effort, Lafami, and remember this life example: The small
leftist is sitting across from you is your friend. It is "very open" and with it, at least, not sterile battles over Europe, the "necessary reforms" or insecurity: he thinks like you.
There he is, he drinks his beer quietly in front of you, when balancing a little joke on women, before they start laughing gently, vaguely aware of its small transgression (misogynist joke to a feminist, what talent !). Then follows an awkward silence, which seems to her your fault: you, you do not laugh. How presumptuous, Lafami! You could make an effort. Instead, you think that thee your friend told a few days earlier, when thee describes in great detail how the latent racism had expressed an asshole. Your buddy
thee explained that he had heard the joke was racist, it did not exceed the first level, it referred to Mohammed his hut, his genes thief, his character of big kid indolent. He was discouraged by persistent racism. What he had given more feeling sick to your friend, is that Mohammed had to laugh at this joke. That, it had guns. The con is not your friend, he saw that what was demanded of Muhammad, by the Laughter was to bend, to submit to humiliation. He clearly felt that it was the bottom of the base bid by laughter, it's a bit like getting pissed and feel compelled to say "thank you". It was not even life or death, or keep a job, not Muhammad, he laughed because he had not done, he seemed to resist, and that he was in no position to do so. He knows all that your friend left, and if he sees Mohammed not to laugh at a racist joke, the first thing he will come to mind, this is not "like Mohammed did not humor. " No, he will say instead that it takes courage not to laugh.
By cons, your friend, he likes to joke about women who are chiantes, even a little hysterical, no malignant or school, which change all the time to notice, that are complicated, never happy, venal , light, superficial, or too emotional. But always for fun. So when he made his joke in front of you and he adds "no, but not you!'re Not like that now! Not take the pain", well, your pal, friend female, you find that it resembles just stupid loveth not the Arabs except that his friend Mohammed laughed at her jokes. This is where you understand that you is like, you're just his Arabic preferred his female elected: we have fun being with you, not like with these connasses What no humor. Except you, you're like everyone else, you do not like to make you piss. And you do not find that this is a great consolation to be one on which he does piss three drops, as in his great kindness, he decided to raise you above the ordinary females. Then you should say thank you, but instead of that, you ruin it for them saying how they make you miserable violence these cliches about your sex, how painful it is not to be quiet with your friends, without receiving an occasional nasty cold shower. This is usually where you become again a female like the others, or worse, a feminist. Because we all know, feminists have no sense of humor.
Does your friend understands, when it's miserable joke, how you want to smash his head on the table bistro? If the feminist movement is a pacifist, you think that also spit in his mouth, pour cold beer on manly testicles or send bits of chewed peanuts in a sneezing barely pretends are not dangerous acts. Because in addition to having no humor, feminists are a little disgusting big sly.
If you have already experienced this, you are ready to live a March 8, the day peak of lousy joke. So good day to you Lafami, our latest special dedication will be reserved for you! It will add a thought for all the nonsense that will be uttered in the media today, and all Lafami we will see: *
Lafami and his sixth sense
Lafami * mysterious *
Lafami and elegance,
* Lafami only bad luck because her husband is so violent Auvergne,
* Lafami exotic all over there off has no chance of not being born French,
* Lafami released only really ambitious and a briefcase sign that things have changed,
* Lafami and new homes that are pretty darn good, metamorphosed and so fragile, so bio Lafami
* modern *
Lafami activist who says she is not a feminist but for equality in difference, and vice versa,
Lafami * Yves Saint Laurent,
Twelve Angry Lafami , *
Lafami blogger, this new phenomenon,
* Lafami plural, a mother, wife and lover and cook and housekeeper and consumer and friend and cousin,
* Lafami single so depressed that,
* Lafami black and white who fought before us,
* Lafami MLF fortunately it disappeared because it is gone too far,
Lafami * L'Oreal which is good, and that makes hihihihi! *
Lafami Sartre (a frank hello to all morons who will begin their story with "One is not born a woman, one becomes one", but have never read The Second Sex.)
* Lafami itself, which will always Lafami
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